O hino às vidas em potencial
Consevadores são tão engraçados. Eu acho engraçado gente querendo mandar nos outros bem discretamente(?), querendo interferir nas escolas, transformar tudo em uma guerra contra a desordem, a imoralidade, enfim, o Mal.
Quanto ao aborto, nem se fala. O pessoal que se acha parte do “povo Judaico-Cristão” é a favor da proibição do aborto. A respeito disso Monty Python fez uma música que pode ser lida logo abaixo. Uma beleza essa canção que pode ser conferida no The Meaning of Life e serve hoje como uma luva aos pró-vida. Ora, em minha opinião sincera, quem é contra a liberação do aborto por serem “vidas em potencial perdidas” deveria cantar essa música todos os dias, com a mão no peito, às seis horas da matina. O hino às vidas em potencial.
Every Sperm Is Sacred
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I’ve never been one of them.
I’m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.
You don’t have to be a six-footer.
You don’t have to have a great brain.
You don’t have to have any clothes on. You’re
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,…
…God get quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed…
…In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody’s.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O’er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that’s spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate